I had a cool post for today, but Karma sometimes toys with you like a marionette. (I’ve been watching My Name is Earl and thinking a lot about Karma).
On my way home from work last evening I was hit by a bicycle. It was dark, raining, and I was distracted by my need for nicotine. Said cyclist knocked me on my ass. Had this just been a standard collision the bumps and bruises would be commonplace.
But Mr. Cyclist’s front tire smashed into and over my left food. It didn’t hurt last night. That didn’t last. At the moment the pain is rather intense. If had any sexual interest in pain I would now be in a euphoric ecstasy.
Tell me Kreskin, what do you see in Sti Fu’s future?
Kreskin: I see a limping Sti Fu in a Chinese hospital, getting an x-ray.
Thank you, Kreskin.
So, no cool post today. I can’t concentrate enough to be witty. I’d love some codeine-based analgesics.
I’ll be updating Twitter during my hospital excursion. Check the sidebar.
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Ouch! Sorry Stevo! If you lived closer and I had some meds I’d share them with you. As long as you don’t bogart.
Yikes! Hope it doesn’t turn out to be anything serious.
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Yikes! That sucks. Hopefully they’ll give you some good meds.
Wanda: Never.
Kathleen: Nothing too serious, it turns out. A “meat” injury was how it was phrased. I hope I don’t get eaten.
Christine: Nay. There are no good meds in China. They gave me really smelly herbal powder to mix with water, and slather on the affected area.
Yowtch! Given the film I see of all those weaving bicycles, I’m amazed this doesn’t happen more often. I hope you feel better soon.
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If you were carrying your self-portrait from the othr night the guy would’ve probably missed you… 😉
Hope you’re feeling better crab man…
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steve!! I did it! I moved my site to wordpress. I joined web 2.0
You’ll need to change the link on the right to the main domain as the /blog.html is not valid.
Get better man!
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Owie! I see from the sidelines nothing is broken. That’s good. 🙂
They say smoking is dangerous, but who knew it was this dangerous?
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Oh, dear.
I could never live in a country without proper analgesics. Much though I respect Chinese medicine, I love ibuprofen too much to be parted from it.
Who knew a bicycle could be an assault weapon?
Ben: Bicycle accidents and umbrella-related blindness I things I fear. One has passed, I hope the other doesn’t.
Ron: If only there was a street light. Should I have a button made of the SP?
Robin: Cigarettes aren’t dangerous, it’s the deep pockets on cargo shorts that will kill ya.
Baron: In in a country once subjugated by opium I can understand the reluctance to make narcotics available. I do have some sustained-released Ibuprofen. Thank goodness for the small things.
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Running late, as usual, but glad you’re okay.
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