China Travel: A bus quiz

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Bus Conductor, Shenzhen, China.

Imagine: You’re waiting for your bus, standing at the side of a Chinese street at 6:30 am. The bus, the first of a day to another city, is 30 minutes late. The bus could be late because (pick the correct answer):

  1. The bus was the leave the station at 6:00 am. The driver thought getting up and leaving home at 5:59 am would be good enough.
  2. The driver’s watch has only three times: Breakfast time, Lunch Time, and Dinner Time.
  3. The driver waited because a rider said his mother, brother, friend, or lover was on their way and would there  “soon.”
  4. The driver stopped the bus to get gas.
  5. The driver stopped to buy breakfast.
  6. The driver stopped to smoke a cigarette at the side of the road.
  7. The driver lost the key to the bus in a game of Mahjong.
  8. Two of the above
  9. Three of the above
  10. All of the above.

Select the correct answer and receive a free ride on a Chinese bus – if that bus arrives (airfare to China not included).

12 Comments Add yours

  1. Nisha says:

    10. All of the above.

  2. Nisha says:

    And I win an early bird prize as well !
    Yay !!
    .-= Nisha´s last blog ..Rotorua, a place to remember =-.

    1. Stevo says:

      The early bird prize is a round-trip ticket on a local Shenzhen bus. Congrats!

  3. Quickroute says:

    All of the above – {sings} Don’t ya wish you bus driver drove like this – Don’t ya – Don’t ya!
    .-= Quickroute´s last blog ..The Great Irish Potato Surplus of 1974 =-.

    1. Stevo says:

      You’re such a lovely singer – like a angel…

  4. While I like number 3 (always a favourite of mine) and number 10 (all too probable), I think it’s probably part of a higher level rule stating that those expecting anything to be on time in China are in for a rude awakening… 🙂
    .-= Stephen Cronin´s last blog ..Buses In China With Metal Seats =-.

    1. Stevo says:

      Everything is one time, Stephen, but that time is extremely “flexible” and subjective.

  5. Graham says:

    Definitely 10, if not that then 1.

    Welcome back!
    .-= Graham´s last blog ..Return to the US. What’s First? =-.

    1. Stevo says:

      Nice to see ya, Graham. How are the travels?

  6. Robin says:

    I like number 7 but will go with the popular choice: All of the above.
    .-= Robin´s last blog ..Hoes and hoars =-.

    1. Stevo says:

      There is no wrong answer, Robin. This is China.

  7. Lauren says:

    The answer is definitely All Of The Above but I like #7 the most. I can easily envision that haha.

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