Broccoli, China, and Stephen King

I once read that Stephen King could publish his shopping list and people would buy it. While Mr. King and I have the same first name (spelled differently), our publishing credits are a tad different. What the hell, this is my blog, I can publish what I want. Thank you, Stephen King, for the inspiration.

What I bought at the supermarket earlier this week:

  • 1 head of broccoli
  • 1 green pepper
  • 1 yellow pepper
  • 1 red pepper
  • 1 block of tofu
  • 1 six-pack of strawberry yogurt
  • 1 bottle of orange juice
  • 1 can of protein powder
  • 15 eggs (not by the dozen in China)
  • 1 bag of assorted pasta
  • 1 bottle of brandy

irony (def)

  1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
  2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
  3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See synonyms at wit1.
  4. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland’s copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).
  5. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.

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10 Comments Add yours

  1. Ron in L.A. says:

    I’m thnking the brandy should be plural and at the top of the list but that’s just me… 😉

    R(etc… )

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  2. Ron: The list is not necessarily in order.

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  3. [zooms over at the mention of Stephen King]

    You’re still a bachelor, aren’t you?

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  4. Robin says:

    Except for the brandy, I think this is what my shopping lists are going to start looking like. It’s certainly a healthy looking list.

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  5. Corina says:

    My shopping list currently looks a lot like yours, minus the eggs (I don’t eat eggs) and the protein powder (unless it is vegetarian protein, I can’t eat that either). The brandy isn’t on my list but rum is. I love rum in my diet coke but it’s all gone so I gotta get some.

    Really a nice shopping list. A lot like mine.

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  6. Average Jane says:

    I am running out of inspiration for my posts so maybe I could post grocery lists too..hmm. Though on second thoughts, I ain’t no Stephen King or the Stevo for that matter.

    Average Jane´s last blog post..Re-learning to write

  7. madame donna says:

    Exquisite! Add some tofu for the veggie stir fry, mix up a power smoothie with brandy and light a candle—I’ll be right over!

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  8. Kathleen: Yes, still a bachelor.

    Robin: Brandy can be healthy if used in moderation.

    Corina: Great minds think alike.

    AJ: I would love to see your shopping list.

    Madame Donna: I’ll be waiting.

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  9. No fish?

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  10. cfimages says:

    With the exception of the brandy, that looks remarkably similar to my shopping list.

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